Our Son, the Ant God

The ants are coming from far and wide to worship their god, R, aka "the Great Provider." A day does not pass that he will not share his food with them out on the patio/driveway. Great treats of crackers (on a daily basis), fruits, popcorn, lunch meat, ice cream, and any other messy/sticky treat that R likes to eat outside. We wonder if they have a little (giant) statue that they bow their antennae to worship this great individual that feeds their families (for generations to come.)

I do have to tell the ants, we're taking back the car seat. We only left it on the driveway overnight when we were moving it from one car to another. I was REALLY not happy with them setting up shop under the cover. I know there was 6 months worth of R treats under there, but they were not invited. I apologize for the lives lost when I was cleaning it out, but they should all be glad I discovered them before I put the seat in the car.